Go Me, it's my birthday!! (100 things about me)

OK, it's after 12:00 am, and it's officially my birthday!!!

sooooo, in honor of my 34th birthday, here is a list 100 things about me that you may not have known....(some of which you may not have wanted to know)

1. for starters, i am long-winded as HELL
2. i was named after angela davis, as were most other women around my age.
3. as a consequence, i have never been the only "angela" in any class (elementary, high school, college, or med school).
4. when it comes to relationships, i am a complete WIMP
5. i went to an all girls, catholic high school, which i hated
6. i hated just about everyone i graduated from high school with
7. i have vowed that i will NEVER attend a class reunion (fuckin bitches!)
8. i am VERY conservative
9. this whole med school thing...yeah i wanna help people and be compassionate and stuff like that. but i just wanted a career where i could pay for all the kids that i wanna have.
10. i am 5'1" and my brother is 6'4"...yet my daughter is 6 years old and is already 4'6". what the fuck happened to MY height gene?
11. when i started "developing", i went from flat chested to size 34B bra over the summer.
12. i now wear a 38DD. i've had big tits since i was 11 years old. find something ELSE to complement me on and stop STARING at them!!!
13. i love cats...dogs are ok.
14. i used to have a cat named Prince when i was a girl
15. i don't like using capital letters when i type, nor do i like punctuation marks.
16. however i am a stickler for grammar and spelling.
17. growing up, i didn't have very many friends. actually everyone hated me because i was smart and light-skinned with hair down to my ass.
18. i love porn
19. i have three closest friends (Tee, D, and Dee) and i love my homegirls so much
20. summer was always my favorite season, until i lived the caribbean for two years (yes, black folks CAN get sunburned)...
21. people say i look like Chaka Khan, hair and all...when i went to college at Howard U. (a school known for famous black folks) everyone thought i was her daughter.
22. i am technologically inept - someone had to teach me to use a jumpdrive.
23. i love tacos, but only homemade. for some reason, i am unable to "properly digest" taco hell.
24. i wear a size 7.5 shoe
25. i would die for my daughter...i wish more parents felt the same about their kids
26. i have tattoo...but most people say i don't look like the "type" to have one
27. i don't curse when i'm talking, however my favorite curse word is fuck...it's sooooo naughty :)
28. i know that my brother is my parents' favorite
29. holidays suck. i hate decorating for them, and then i have to take the shit back down and pack it away. if it wasn't for my daughter, you could call my ass "scrooge" and leave me the hell alone
30. i lost my virginity when i was 14
31. my favorite food is lasagna, or anything italian
32. i was disappointed a lot when i was a child
33. i am lactose intolerant...just don't come around me when i've eaten dairy - it's aint pretty
34. although i've dated a lot of guys, even professional athletes, i've slept with less than 20 guys...but yeah, i DID fuck the athletes - lol
35. i am very anal-retentive and super-duper organized...
36. deep down, i am really silly
37. for some reason, i get really depressed around the time of my birthday
38. the ONLY thing that cheers me up is seeing candy corns in the grocery store because they only come out in the fall. i can eat the whole bag!
39. i don't like to use the word "hate" but some foods (and some people) deserve it
40. i really hate my daughter' father and he hates me right back. we haven't spoken since i was pregnant. he's the whole-ass.
41. the first guy i ever had sex with broke my heart...really badly.
42. i think that's why i don't have as much sex as i'd like to
43. but you know what? i over-analyze everything
44. my favorite sexual position is being on top
45. i pick my nose only when i am taking a dump...and never while driving
46. i drive left-handed
47. but i masturbate right-handed
48. i'm so vain (i probably think that song is about me - lol!)
49. i have never had sex outside of a bed, in a car, or outside of a house, period.
50. i am petrified of deep water and its creatures (squid, octopus, shark, stingray, etc.), and i have been for as long as i can remember
51. i'm still in love with my first real boyfriend, but he doesn't know it and never will.
52. my favorite scene is from the movie "Mommie Dearest" when Faye Dunaway says "Don't Fuck with me Fellas!!!!" (probably just 'cause she says fuck - lol!)
53. this in my favorite website (soft porn)
54. this is my favorite porn site (and it's FREE)
55. this is my favorite pornstar...i just LOVE him!
56. i really hate my hair
57. my favorite fruit is strawberries
58. i read in one of my letters of recommendation for med school that my best quality is that i "treat everyone with respect" - they obviously didn't know about the people i fuckin hate
59. i had a crush on a guy named Steve thru-out high school...he wouldn't go out with me because he said i was a "nice girl"
60. i love going to the mountains when the leaves are falling
61. i hate snow and cold weather
62. i love wearing flip flops...the thong between my toes just feels naughty
63. i wear size 7 underwear
64. my favorite song of all time is "Adore" by Prince
65. my favorite movie of all time is "West Side Story". I cry everytime i watch it.
66. i am an eternal optimist
67. my biggest pet peeve is men who kiss (or fuck) and tell.
68. i was born at 5:30 am
69. i haven't been a morning person since
70. i really hate my father...that's just the way it is
71. i used to be a very strict catholic...i'm still catholic, just not so strict - lol
72. i didn't start masturbating until i was 22 years old
73. prior to that, i had no clue about what i needed to do, or how i even came
74. i actually bought a book on masturbation to make sure i was doing it right (with my nerdy ass)
75. i really am stubborn!
76. i remember my kindergarten teacher tried to feed us a dish made of octopus legs. i also remember screaming and running out of the classroom that day.
77. i used to believe that anything i needed to know, i could find the answer in a book
78. i am very indecisive
79. i am so addicted to caffiene - i NEED a coca-cola daily
80. i can speak, read, and write in spanish
81. i can speak, read, and write in french too (it's better than my spanish)
82. i love to travel - the farthest i have been is hawaii.
83. my best vacation was grand cayman island with my homegirl D in 2001
84. i won my grade school's spelling bee in 7th grade (nerdy ass nerd)
85. i don't like listening to my mother's advice...it always sucks
86. i know how to properly use a thesaurus...i even have one in french (i'm such a nerd - LOL)
87. i have a low tolerance for pain. if i stub my toe, i need an aspirin.
88. i have never seen an "uncut" penis up close
89. i have had sex with a white (italian) guy before...one of the top 5 biggest dicks i've ever seen...
90. other than #89, i've never dated, fornicated, etc. anyone outside my race...not on purpose, just happened that way.
91. i have decided that as a grown up woman, no one is allowed to treat me shitty
92. i have also decided that there is a limit to the amount of shit i will accept
93. i have never had my toes sucked, but i've heard it's wicked!!
94. i used to suck my thumb until i was 12
95. they say that women who sucked their thumbs as a child love to suck dick...they are 100% right - LOL!!
96. i love sucking dick so much that sometimes i salivate when i watch porn stars or anyone with big dicks
97. however, as a general rule, i don't suck dick on the first date...not until i've been allowed to properly examine it
98. i want to have it all...being a minivan mom out in the suburbs driving the kids to soccer, dance, gymnastics, etc....oh yeah, and a successful physician, while at the same time, fucking my husband senseless on a daily basis. is that too much to ask for?
99. i prefer tampons over pads
100. and yes, i even have a list of all the men i have fucked over the last 19.5 years...it's not all that long

so, now you know a little more about me and what makes me tick. here i go in an attempt to have a happy, non-fucking-because-of-that-damn-surgery, non-alcoholic-because-of-those-damn-pain-pills birthday!!